February 2012
169 posts
dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
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I just got so much more hope that I’ll be able to live in the house next year!
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Your ignorance is not worth my time.
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muahahahahaha
I totally figured out who my pledge mom is. But I don’t care that the surprise is ruined. Because seriously, let me just list everything that I’ve gotten this week:
decorated room
candy
candy
candy
cupcake
flowers
mini books of quotes
breakfast and a water bottle
shirts
shirts
shirts
headband
sweater
hat
night mask
breakfast again
personal serenade from an all male a...
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More surveyss!
Are you a girly girl? Depends on who you compare me to. Compared to my family, not really. But compared to some of my friends, yeah. I’m not super bro-y, but I also don’t wear heels and dress up every day.
Ever cried at a movie theater? Only all the time. I was a mess at Where the Wild Things Are…
Heels or sneakers? Chucks 4 lyfe.
Ever walked into the guys bathroom? All the time. (But...
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This weekend.
This crazy weekend.
This strange weekend.
This important weekend.
This fun weekend.
This really fun weekend.
This mom’s weekend.
This unexpected weekend.
This shitty weekend.
This amazing weekend.
This expensive weekend.
This productive weekend.
This love-filled weekend.
This exciting weekend.
This interesting weekend.
This long weekend.
This short weekend.
If you had asked...
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
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This is exactly what I was afraid would happen.
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me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via homosexualsubtexts)
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